🌟 Hello and Welcome to My Website!! 🌟
Myrtle and Randy
Myrtle & Randy Childress -- Burnet, TX -- America's Heartland

Well hello there and WELCOME to my official presence on the World Wide Web!! My name is Myrtle Childress and I live in beautiful Burnet, Texas with my husband Randy and our feelings about various topics.

I have been on the internet since last April and I can tell you it has just changed everything. I created this website myself using a program that Randy's nephew Kyle explained to me over the phone. It took eleven phone calls but I think it came out REAL NICE.

On this website you will find my thoughts, my business updates, information about The Foundation, and other cool things I have found on the internet. Please sign my guestbook on your way out!!

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🚨 HOT BUSINESS NEWS: The Myrtle Childress Large Language Model is now operational!! It knows upwards of 10 words. This is a technology. For business inquiries please mail (not email) Myrtle at the address below.

🛥️ Also: Randy's Jet Ski Rentals on Lake Buchanan is doing VERY well. He does not need my help with it but I am thinking of rebranding it.
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💭 Today's Thought

"If God wanted us to eat salad, He would not have invented the Chili's appetizer sampler."

— Myrtle Childress, March 30, 2004

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🏆 AWARDS & RECOGNITION 🏆

This website has not won any awards yet but I am open to it.
If you would like to give this website an award please email me.
I accept all awards. There is no minimum quality standard.

★★★★★

(Self-awarded. March 2004. Still valid.)

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📋 Site Updates
  • 3/30/04 - Added visitor counter. We are at 847. Hello 847th visitor you are special.
  • 3/28/04 - Discovered I can change the font color. Changed several things to red.
  • 3/25/04 - Added the marquee. Randy says it is "a lot." I kept it.
  • 3/22/04 - Launched The Foundation page. The Foundation is real.
  • 3/18/04 - Created website. Told everyone. Two people visited. One was Randy.
📝 Please Sign My Guestbook!! 📝
I read every entry. Even the mean ones. Especially the mean ones.
(There have been no mean ones. Randy is monitoring.)

✉️ Click to sign via email